Horoscope of a cat

 This is an eight years old story one of my friends once told me pointing to his pet cat. 

"This is our pet cat. As we considered it's our duty to make his horoscope when it was born, we met the well known astrologer at the neighbouring village one day. We handed him the time at which it was born without telling that the New born is a cat. As he was a reputed astrologer in the locality, we thought that he would know the new born is a cat by using his astrological knowledge. 

He examined the time well and express the prediction. He told that the new born is a boy child. Although the new born is not a boy, it was partly correct because the cat was a male. We didn't show him our imotions. So he continued telling that the boys zordiac sign is "' Pisces "(sign of a fish). We believed it because the cat's favourite food was fish. Next the astrologers said that the child would learn letters well and for our unfortune we are still waiting for the cat to spell letters. After that he told us to protect the child well from water because water is going to be a threat to the child. Actually we did not deliberately try to protect the cat from water but the cat was voluntarily reluctant to go near water and always ran away from water when we tried to bathe him. The astrologer told then that the marriage time would reach the child sooner than parents think and we couldn't refuse the idea because the cat's partner already had 8 kittens. He also told that the child would like to have a job  in the technical field. We tend to believe it too because the cat had already used to lie behind the refrigerator or sleep on it. Lastly he told us the would be much religious and  virtuous. True the cat  never catches a mouse.

My questions to you is, Do you believe in astrology ?